I was born to destitute crab apple farmers in the Carpathian Mountains. When I was three years old, my father ran away to Finland with the local barmaid. My mother was devastated, and began to neglect herself, the crab apple crop, and most of all my young, impressionable self. After several years of her insanity and disregardance, a young monastic novice from a nearby abbey took pity on me, and spirited me away in the middle of the night, as my increasingly unhinged mother slept in the bed next to mine...
To be continued. (Jitensha, 2005)
say something to me, dangit
catfishbarb
07/07/08
cg41386
07/05/08
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louie77
07/04/08
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Atypical Male
07/04/08
Having the World Cup in South Africa in 2010 might be weird, to say the least, as they're having major crime problems there at present.
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shiza h minelli
06/22/08
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Yume X
06/16/08
HoboKitty
05/21/08
PORKCHOP MUST LOSE.
Bobby Jon eats apeshit
04/29/08
Sigvold
04/26/08
aMourningGlory
04/23/08
Thank you!
Cherri
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say something to me, dangit